🦿 Captain Clubby's Health FAQ
For Friends, Family, and Concerned Bystanders Who Love Me But Don’t Know What to Ask
What surgery is Scott having?
Scott is undergoing a below-the-knee amputation (BKA) of his left leg due to chronic pain, gout complications, and vascular failure.
Why is this happening now?
Scott has dealt with this since birth. Born with a rigid clubfoot, he's had three surgeries, worsening gout, and vascular issues. Now, 2 of 3 arteries in his foot are blocked. This amputation is about regaining mobility, reducing pain, and taking back his life.
What can I expect after the surgery?
- Hospital stay for several days
- Recovery via rehab or at home with a wheelchair
- Prosthetic fitting to follow
- Goal: Return to work in 3–4 weeks (yes, he’s stubborn)
How can I help?
- Emotional support: texts, jokes, memes, love
- Practical support: rides, food, childcare
- ZERO unsolicited advice. No oils. No Facebook cures.
- Check on Nico and the kids too
Other health concerns?
- Hashimoto’s Disease (thyroid disorder)
- Gout
- High Blood Pressure
- Chronic fatigue from pain and stress
What’s his pain level like?
Imagine stepping on a Lego every day, then adding fire. He's in pain constantly, even with meds. The goal is to change that—maybe not erase it, but give him real relief.
Is this a sad time?
Yes—and also hopeful. This is the beginning of a better, freer life. It’s not the end. It’s the upgrade.
How can I stay updated?
Check in with Nico or visit the website for updates. There may be a blog or podcast coming soon—because Captain Clubby doesn’t go quiet.
What should I NOT say?
- “At least it’s not your dominant leg!”
- “My cousin lost a toe once, I get it.”
- “Have you tried essential oils?”
- Making this about yourself. Don’t.
Instead: Show up. Be kind. Bring snacks. Send memes.